“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” *

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My senseless 3 month dating cage match summary continues from eHarmony on to Match.com.   Where to begin?  Match.com, you are joy and sorrow to me.  You are laughter and hatred to me.  You are the ‘Sybil’ of the dating world.  … Continue reading

Dr. Warren, I’m frustrated there is no check mark box for cheap, stupid, lazy, ugly and emotionally unstable.

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Happy New Year!  Cheers! What?  You say it’s already a week into a the New Year?  Well, I’m slow and lazy and if you don’t know that already, then clearly you are new to this blog. The New Year is … Continue reading

Facebook is like a relationship: Once you have it all figured out, everything changes.

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I love nice things.  Yes, I adore labels and clothing.  Fine handbags and shoes are like white-hot sex.  Yea, I said it.  For my male readers, let me equate it to something you might relate to.  Power tools and hot … Continue reading

You make me feel like Cinderella, if she were cheap and boozy.

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  It’s been a long week.  I’m drained. I’ve put my house up for sale and while I’m excited about it, I also realized, I’ve got a ton of crap!  I don’t know about you all, but it takes me forever … Continue reading

Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

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Dating is exhausting.  Online dating is draining.   I’m weary. I’m approaching the end of my 3 month ‘online dating cage match experience’.   Not unlike many people’s first three months of having a child (no sleep, worn out- or so they tell me), … Continue reading

Thanks for the photo. It makes me want to dump Clorox in my eyes.

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Ok.  I messed up.  I admit it.  It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.  I’m an idiot. “Mr. 1800′s Moustache” emailed me again.  You may remember his emails from my post yesterday.  No?  Ok- take a … Continue reading