“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” *

My senseless 3 month dating cage match summary continues from eHarmony on to Match.com.   Where to begin?  Match.com, you are joy and sorrow to me.  You are laughter and hatred to me.  You are the ‘Sybil’ of the dating world.  …

Dr. Warren, I’m frustrated there is no check mark box for cheap, stupid, lazy, ugly and emotionally unstable.

Happy New Year!  Cheers! What?  You say it’s already a week into a the New Year?  Well, I’m slow and lazy and if you don’t know that already, then clearly you are new to this blog. The New Year is …

If you can’t make me skinny, please make my friends fat.

I feel like a stuffed pig.  It started last month for my birthday and seems to have rolled on through the holidays.   So, today I begin my pre-training week back at the gym full-time.  Yes, I need a week to …

Facebook is like a relationship: Once you have it all figured out, everything changes.

I love nice things.  Yes, I adore labels and clothing.  Fine handbags and shoes are like white-hot sex.  Yea, I said it.  For my male readers, let me equate it to something you might relate to.  Power tools and hot …

“I got us tickets to Yanni!”

I have a love/hate relationship with technology.  I adore my phone and I’m like a moth to a flame with amazing televisions.  If you sit me in front of a good plasma, like a 5-year-old, I may not even notice you in the …

‘Tis the season for vanity and opening a brothel.

Those of us who have had  the pleasure of online dating understand the importance of a great username and killer profile.  No, I’m not referring to the young gentleman who put pictures of themselves with guns in their profile.  Although, …

You make me feel like Cinderella, if she were cheap and boozy.

  It’s been a long week.  I’m drained. I’ve put my house up for sale and while I’m excited about it, I also realized, I’ve got a ton of crap!  I don’t know about you all, but it takes me forever …

Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

Dating is exhausting.  Online dating is draining.   I’m weary. I’m approaching the end of my 3 month ‘online dating cage match experience’.   Not unlike many people’s first three months of having a child (no sleep, worn out- or so they tell me), …

Thanks for the photo. It makes me want to dump Clorox in my eyes.

Ok.  I messed up.  I admit it.  It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.  I’m an idiot. “Mr. 1800′s Moustache” emailed me again.  You may remember his emails from my post yesterday.  No?  Ok- take a …

Why yes, I do find your handlebar moustache intoxicating.

After reviewing some of my posts, I realized that maybe I need focus on giving some credit to the online dating community.  I don’t want to sound like a Negative Nelly and I truly am I’m thankful that I’ve met some …