Like a fat kid out in dodgeball

Care to join me?

New Year.  New Blog.  New Boyfriend.  My online dating cage match has ended.  My fellow readers, you’re probably thinking…”But, what about all the horrific, train wreck dating stories that could only be found here or in Ripley’s Believe it or not?”  This … Continue reading

“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” *

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My senseless 3 month dating cage match summary continues from eHarmony on to Match.com.   Where to begin?  Match.com, you are joy and sorrow to me.  You are laughter and hatred to me.  You are the ‘Sybil’ of the dating world.  … Continue reading

Dr. Warren, I’m frustrated there is no check mark box for cheap, stupid, lazy, ugly and emotionally unstable.

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Happy New Year!  Cheers! What?  You say it’s already a week into a the New Year?  Well, I’m slow and lazy and if you don’t know that already, then clearly you are new to this blog. The New Year is … Continue reading

You make me feel like Cinderella, if she were cheap and boozy.

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  It’s been a long week.  I’m drained. I’ve put my house up for sale and while I’m excited about it, I also realized, I’ve got a ton of crap!  I don’t know about you all, but it takes me forever … Continue reading

Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

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Dating is exhausting.  Online dating is draining.   I’m weary. I’m approaching the end of my 3 month ‘online dating cage match experience’.   Not unlike many people’s first three months of having a child (no sleep, worn out- or so they tell me), … Continue reading

Thanks for the photo. It makes me want to dump Clorox in my eyes.

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Ok.  I messed up.  I admit it.  It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.  I’m an idiot. “Mr. 1800′s Moustache” emailed me again.  You may remember his emails from my post yesterday.  No?  Ok- take a … Continue reading

The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past.

Just rest a full turkey on my stomach and this looks about right.

I’ve survived Thanksgiving.  I didn’t think it was possible, but I’ve been an eating machine for the past week.  I’ve gained 5 pounds and drank enough to put Lindsay Lohan to shame.  I hope you all did as well.  I don’t … Continue reading

I’m thankful your honesty showed me how crazy you are.

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It’s Thanksgiving.  A time to be appreciative.   I’m going to give thanks for honesty.  Karma is a bitch.   She’s a crafty little devil.  I believe that if you are good and honest, more likely than not, good things will happen.  … Continue reading