It’s official. Flats ARE evil. I’ve actually PROVEN it this morning. Allow me to present my thesis to you.
Attention/Notice All Men: Before all of you men run fleeing from this blog like it’s Miley twerking with Steve Buschemi, I’ll do my best to insert some male relevance into this blog.
You know I love my booze. I do, but let’s talk about my love of shoes.
To Clarify: I’m tall and love heels. Sure, while wearing some heels, that does put me into the transvestite height category. Sadly, being honest, I don’t pull it off as well as they do!
Since my live-in lover is actually shorter than me and we are partaking in travels this weekend, where walking will be involved, I decided to look for flats. Holy shit…did I JUST SAY THAT? Medic!
After looking at the bleak selection of what I consider to be plain, boring and bland, I decide to make this a win/win situation. I’ll go all “Working Girl” during my travels. Flats can fit into my bag, right?
I mean, when shopping, I’m just drawn to heels. They make everything look better.
I’ve done it. I’ve gone to the dark side. I purchased flats. I wore them today for a maiden voyage. These things SUCK!! Sure, heels can get super uncomfortable, but within 5 minutes, my feet were hurting.
Conclusion: WTF! They look bad and they hurt? No thanks. These puppies are going back!
* Quote: Arnold Bennett